Dating A Married Guy? Try Regret Pie

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Remorse, divorce, and... pie? A new tongue-in-cheek recipe offers a new fix for the unfaithful.

What do you do if you feel like your stomach is eating itself because of the torment of dating a married man? Make yourself a Sky-High Banana Cream Pie, says Heather Whaley, author of Eat Your Feelings: Recipes for Self-Loathing. Whaley is an advocate of taking the time to comfort yourself—especially when no one else will—with food. Self-Help Your Way To Love

This is what you will need for Sky-High Banana Cream Pie: 

1 frozen piecrust
4 bananas
2 boxes vanilla pudding
4 cups milk
4 cups cream
1/2 cup sugar

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Poke holes in piecrust and bake for 10 minutes or until golden brown. Slice bananas. Check voice mail to see if he's called you. He hasn't. Prepare pudding according to package directions. Check voice mail again. Why Dating Divorced Men Is Better

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