By powderroomtalk — Written on Oct 15, 2009
5. All her girlfriends are a bunch of superficial bichas: You're out hanging out with your "girlfriend' and her girlfriends and you're polite and lightly socialize with her girlfriends but you can't stand those superficial bitches. You know you would never be friends with them because they're all about bringing attention to themselves. Superficial, petty, materialistic, co-dependent women are like a pair of fake boobs; you can spot them from airplane window. Do you ever stop to wonder, "Why is my "girlfriend" hanging out with them?" Well, she's one of them. You are who you hang around. 
6. Anything you tell them will come back to bite you: So you had a threesome on your last girl's weekend getaway? No big deal, girlfriends keep secrets right? We all follow the Vegas code, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas". Well, this "girlfriend" will be the first time to throw it in your face on the first argument you have with her. You'll be arguing over something petty and out of no where she yells out in front of everyone, "Well at least I didn't fuck Mark and Mary that night in Tampa." Oh and what's worse? This bicha will turn around and air all your dirty laundry to all your friends and acquaintances. 7. She's always jealous of other women: It's not secret that we always size up other women. We've all been at that party laughing it up with our chicas and then walks in this Megan Fox of a woman and a few of the women will hiss while their hair turns into venomous frizz and before this woman makes it half way through the room all the ladies have dissed on her and classified her as a, "Grab your man this attention grabbing bitch is a threat". Ladies, we all do this at one point but when one of your "girlfriends" is always jealous of other women that means she's an insecure woman and trust me, one day that will be turned against you. 8. She uses people: Ladies, there is nothing wrong with networking and picking up the phone trying to get someone to hook you up but when one of your "girlfriends" is always calling people for favors or expects favors or connections from people she is the type to always use people and only sees them through the eyes of, "Hmm, what can she do for me?" She's the type to not be appreciative and gratuitous when she's been hooked up and the worst quality is the idea of "entitlement".