Three days after their giant organza explosion of a wedding, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are not legally married, TMZ reports. Lawyers were not able to prepare and finalize a prenuptial agreement pre the nuptials, so while the couple swore in front of God and everybody on Sunday that they'll love, honor, and obey community property laws, they did not actually sign a marriage license. But all those pesky legalities are just the boring parts that aren't usually shown on one-hour E! specials, right, Bruce Jenner?
 
Sources tell the gossip website that family lawyers began negotiating the prenup on Friday (you know, two days before the wedding, and maybe it's just the lazy lawyers we know, but they usually don't work on weekends) and didn't come to an agreement before Khloe's extra special princess awesomeness day, so no marriage license was signed on Sunday. If not for the lawyers, we would have sworn that Kim had something to do with all this. Khloe and Lamar plan to sign the papers after the prenup is hashed out and the lawyers have decided who gets to keep the marital collections of Spanx and Laker-themed dinnerware and who gets custody of Pau Gasol in the deeply improbable event that Khlodom doesn't stand the test of time. Is One Month Into Dating Too Soon To Get Hitched?
 
Khloe's stepfather, Olympic gold medalist and plastic surgery cautionary tale Bruce Jenner, assured the interested world on Friday that the reason for the quick courtship wasn't a bun in Khloe's oven, but rather the need for more raw material to make the sausage that is E!'s Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a reality documentary series on which he memorably told Khloe that she was too fat to pose naked for PETA. "We're right in the middle of shooting season four, it's great television," he added Friday. "It will be a one-hour special on E!" CMT To Air "My Big Redneck Wedding" TV Show
 
Oh good. We can only hope it's just like those awesome wedding specials In Style used to do with NBC, where at least one of the couples would have already split by the time the special aired. Wait, no, that would be terrible. Khlodom is obviously twu wuv 4eva.
Via TMZ. Photo via Bauer-Griffin.