Lindsay Lohan, step away from the computer.
Someone please take away Lindsay's iPhone, computer, Twit pic app, playlist, and any other electronic device with which she can possibly contact another person. Also please lock up her booze and other substances because her multi-media rants are almost certainly chemically-influenced. YourTango: How Not To Deal With A Romantic Rival
Celebitchy reports that Justin Timberlake dispises Lindsay Lohan. But he digs Sam Ronson's chops. So he invited Sam to Vegas to spin at the party to launch his new tequila line, and, knowing how LiLo acts when she gets a little licquor in her, Sam left Lindsay behind.
Sam's been documenting her trip practically every three minutes from Twitter. She's eating dinner alone, she has tennis elbow from spinning, she woke up sore after sleeping in the car—to which Lindsay replied on Tuesday, "good u slept!" In typical fashion Lindsay turned her sulking into published cries of desperation by tweeting some serious wrecklessness from last Friday (September 4) to yesterday (September 10). Here's a sample:
Last Tuesday: Sam appears to be headed to New York, venting on her Twitter that she's too lazy to pack. So Lindsay says, "i heart nyc," because she's already there for the Fashion Week festivities (and shopping her ass off in SoHo). Yikes. Sam is officially turning into a solo traveler...without baggage.
Yesterday: "@samantharonson can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI" [does she mean "ANYTHING"? Is she implying that Sam's ruining her life? ]
Then four minutes later, in reference to a post Sam put up about being relieved not to have to perform at Fashion Week for her friend Sophia Rossi, Lindsay posts: "@samantharonson BUT YOU DID perform to her..you JUST told me that your friends are worth more than i am 2 your family & that i'm gross*thx"
We have asked Lindsay before. Set down the electronic devices, and take a break from Sam. This relationship is making you schizophrenic. YourTango: How To Be A Crazy Girlfriend
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