As for my boy and his fanny pack? While my mockery fell on deaf ears, a flamboyant coworker of his did the trick with just one skeptical up-and-down look and the words, "Honey, the last thing you need is more hips." The Frisky: 15 Things We'd Miss About Men
I never saw that colostomy bag again.
Written by Judy McGuire for The Frisky.
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