Are Your Updates Keeping You Single

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Are Your Updates Keeping You Single

3. Do you use sexual innuendo to grab people's attention? -
"Wow..I have no clean panties to wear. Guess I'll have to go without!
Hee!" See...you just rolled your eyes, didn't you? Yeah. That's one of
the the typical responses to those kind of updates. The other is to
assume the person writing such an update is looking to get laid. Or
just plain desperate for attention. "Boys, did you hear me??? I said I
won't be wearing paaannn-tties! Now tell me I'm sexxx-yyy!" These kind
of Tweets and FB updates make you a walking target for every
predatory/skeevey person trolling these sites for cyber/phone sex or
just plain old fawning from the opposite sex. People who get attention
form the opposite sex offline don't need to fish for it online. By
throwing out the sexually laced updates, you're basically telling
people you never get any attention in your real life or you need an
inordinate amount of attention.

4. Do you ever invite strangers to come meet you at a specific location? -
I've been tempted to do this once or twice but opted not to. Why?
Because I didn't know who would actually show up. Not only that, but
why the hell do I want strangers knowing where I am?  We seem to have
forgotten, what will all these "social networks" popping up, that
there's still a lot of creeps out there. You don't need a bunch of
people with nothing better to do that you don't know showing up and
looking to you to entertain them. And then when that one cool person
does show up, you'll be swarmed with people who have nothing better to
do on a Friday night and you'll be too busy to chat them up because
you're playing host.

5. Do you use FB/Twitter to make someone jealous?
- Yeah, that one is pretty transparent, too. On Monday you Tweeted that
your guy or girl dumped you. On Friday you're sharing the fact that you
have two different options for dinner. Newsflash...who's ever dumped
you in person has probably also dumped you online, meaning they've
removed you from their followers and friends. Or they just don't care
enough about you to monitor your moves. Not only can they see through
it, but so can anybody else who's been following the daily saga you've
posted. It makes you look insecure.

6. Do you announce that you have a date? -
Oy. Please don't do that! I know you think you're all anonymous and
everything or that there's no way he or she could ever find you...but
that's not true. I once had someone ask me, via Twitter, why I no
longer Tweet or FB about my dates, My answer? Well, frankly, it's none
of your bees wax. And second? Nobody likes the idea of a blow by blow
(ahem) of their life being broadcast to strangers. It makes them feel
violated. It also raises the expectations to insurmountable levels.
And, really, do you want to deal with all the questions about how
things are going when it never got past date 2? If you need to announce
that you have a date, then it makes people wonder what you're trying to
prove.

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