George Clooney's 9 Love Lives

2002-06: On and off with Krista Allen

The star of the soft-core Emmanuelle series, Krista, and George began dating in the aftermath of his relationship with Lisa. She was the mother of a four-year-old son, Jacob, so of course he had to deny pregnancy rumors in 2004. "Krista has a 6-year-old in school. I don't want kids saying, 'Oh, you're having a brother or sister' if it's not true. Happy, yes. Pregnant, no," George stated emphatically. Two years later, he reportedly asked Krista and Jacob to move in, but she held out for a ring. We've seen how well that works.

2007-08: Riding high with Sarah Larson

Cocktail waitress Sarah hit the jackpot when George walked into the Las Vegas club where she worked. The former Fear Factor contestant and our latter-day Cary Grant began dating, and a few months later were in an ugly motorcycle crash, with morphine helping the heart grow fonder. She accompanied him to the Oscars in February 2008, where she wore a couch and he was nominated for his performance in Michael Clayton. They went their separate ways just a few months later, amid reports that Sarah was trying to leverage her relationship into greater fame. Feh. Poor form, Larson.

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