(Mis)adventures in Dating a Clown


(Look, now it’s a dick and shazam; now it’s a duck.) Do they shoot confetti out of their cannon when they come?  And when the fright wigs come off and lights dim, are the stars still panting on the outside but crying on the inside?

A furtive google search confirmed that yes; there is subculture of clown porn actors and aficionados.  One of the leading figures in the clown-dom category is “Ouchy”, whose "Nice to Beat You"expertise includes his evil clown act, complete with bondage, hot wax and genital straight razor shaving. He brings new meaning to slapstick.