I knew that if I watched any part of it, I’d be scarred for life. Reading the liner notes just confirmed my worst fears. In the seedy world of clown porn, there’s a lot more that goes on than juggling and pie throwing. Honking or horn blowing heralds an orgasm, circus music plays in the background, and clownsomes are standard. I put down the DVD but couldn’t stop my mind from racing: Do clowns tie their genitals into animal shapes?
Demi Lovato is dating Wilmer Valderama, who played Fez on That 70s Show and is also the worst and a monster and super older than her. He's known for dating actresses much younger than he is (think "barely legal" status), so poor Demi might only have a month or two left before she ages out of the game.