(Mis)adventures in Dating a Clown


I knew that if I watched any part of it, I’d be scarred for life.  Reading the liner notes just confirmed my worst fears.  In the seedy world of clown porn, there’s a lot more that goes on than juggling and pie throwing.  Honking or horn blowing heralds an orgasm, circus music plays in the background, and clownsomes are standard.  I put down the DVD but couldn’t stop my mind from racing:  Do clowns tie their genitals into animal shapes?