Teaching My Daughter about Sex


 I’m not sure who’s winning, but at least I’m in the game. Yesterday, my daughter came home with news from her source. The headline was that Mark broke up with Serena because she wouldn’t give him a blow-dryer for his birthday.  I asked if those were Jenny’s exact words.  “I’m not sure.  I mean why would Mark get so upset?  He doesn’t even comb his hair?”  So we sat down for a delightful conversation on oral sex, and I felt so much better.  As long as she keeps asking, I’ll be there with the answers.I