Teaching My Daughter about Sex


line-style: initial; outline-color: initial; font-weight: inherit; font-style: inherit; font-size: 14px; font-family: inherit; vertical-align: baseline; ">  It can get caught in his pubes and make a real mess.”  Gee, thanks Jenny for those tips.  I so totally get your point-- Love/sex isn’t for sissies and it requires some help to make it happen.

 I managed to keep my cool as I calmly explained that Jenny was a stupid little so-and-so who should mind her own damn business.  Since then I’ve tried to right my enemy’s wrongs. Now, like a soldier on the eve of battle, I’m stockpiling ammunition. I completely reorganized my Tivo line-up so that The Secret Life of an American Teenager and I Didn’t Know I was Pregnant are feature presentations. We’re starting with the basics. but this time I’m injecting them with extra awesomeness!