Teaching My Daughter about Sex

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“Repeat after me.  This is the vagina.”

 Now, I have a rival, and she has an unfair advantage: she’s got street cred.  Her name is Jenny, and everyday she holds court at the back of the bus.  This where she practices her art of dispensing fallacious and salacious information while her acolytes whisper urgently and nod their head in agreement.