Sometimes unexpected gifts are given for a reason.
Then again, some women don't mind the screwing around and just want the gifts. There's a great anecdote about George Burns and his wife Gracie Allen. George Burns cheated on Gracie with some PYT and felt so horrible about it that he purchased her a centerpiece to assuage his own guilt and set things right. He found out Gracie's feelings on the matter years later when Allen allegedly told a friend, "You know, I really wish George would cheat on me again. I could use a new centerpiece."
Readers, have you ever been on either end of an "I really shouldn't have put my you know what you know where and it won't happen again" gift?