Buying Your Way Out Of Infidelity

Heartbreak, Self

Sometimes unexpected gifts are given for a reason.

Then again, some women don't mind the screwing around and just want the gifts. There's a great anecdote about George Burns and his wife Gracie Allen. George Burns cheated on Gracie with some PYT and felt so horrible about it that he purchased her a centerpiece to assuage his own guilt and set things right. He found out Gracie's feelings on the matter years later when Allen allegedly told a friend, "You know, I really wish George would cheat on me again. I could use a new centerpiece."

Readers, have you ever been on either end of an "I really shouldn't have put my you know what you know where and it won't happen again" gift?


Expert advice

Save your breath because you only need two words to make him commit.
Are you REALLY thinking about their happiness?
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It seems like you can't do anything right.