Dear Alyssa Milano,
Everyone is talking about how you married your boyfriend of three years, David Bugliari, on Saturday in New Jersey. The wedding, People tells us, was orchestrated by celebrity event planner Colin Cowie, while the actual celebrities in attendance included Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper Spurns Jen By Dating Renee
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Not surprisingly, the color scheme of the event screamed "my name is pearl." Your dress was a custom-made traditional Vera Wang number. Your bouquet consisted of lily of the valley blossoms. And you walked down an aisle strewn with cream-colored rose petals as John Lennon's Imagine played from somewhere.
As for the reception, we understand that it was also quite the charmed affair. You and David, a Hollywood agent, treated your guests to a rustic-themed evening during which cocktails were served on hay bales and dinner was served family style (just as you and your family have eaten dinner together every week for your entire thirty-six years). Dinner, movie or else ?
We couldn't be happier for you and David, who you once described as "a lovely gift." We do, however, have one question for you, which we're sure we're not the first to ask: Now that you two are married, who's the boss?
Sincerely, your pun-loving friends at YourTango.com
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P.S. We presume this means that David is no longer a free agent.
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