Eminem Disses Mariah In "The Warning"

"Sit back and relax homey, kick back and relax, grab a six pack while I kick facts," croons Eminem at the start of his diss track dedicated to Mariah Carey.

These are some dirty lyrics—not the ones above, but those that follow shortly after. 

To all the critics who counted Eminem down and out while secluded fat and frumpy away from the media spotlight in Detroit, he's baaaaack! Talk about a smack down: like a shank to the breast, Eminem cuts MiMi deep in his new diss track "The Warning." Per, the once-again-relevant MTV:

The rap giant, who claims to have bedded Mariah during a brief relationship before she married husband Nick Cannon (a claim which she denies), is apparently angry at the singer’s attempts to diss him in her Obsessed video.

While YourTango would never, NEVER, condone this type of verbal abuse against women, we have to say, he's quite a wordsmith.

Below, some of Eminem's choicest lines—and we didn't even print the dirty stuff.  Dumped? 10 Healthy Ways To Heal

WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART

Wanna hear something wick wack / I got the exact same tat that's on Nick's back

I'm obsessed now / Oh gee, is that supposed to be me in the video with the goatee / Wow Mariah, I didn't expect her to go balls out

When you was on my d*ck and give you somethin' to smile about / How many times you fly to my house? Still trying to count

Mariah, it ever occur to you that I still have pictures?

In the second week we was dry humping. It’s gotta count for something.

Girl you out yo alcoholic mind. Check ya wine cellar. Look at all the amounts of all the wine. / Like I sit around and think about you all the time. / I just think this is funny when I pounce you on a rhyme.