Sometimes you have a really good idea for a 1,000-word post in your back pocket; sometimes you have to link link to other people's really good ideas. That bein said, I scoured the interwebs (so you wouldn't have to) and here's the best of love and relationships from the ones and zeros:
Do you know what blue balls are? Have you ever experienced so much wanting and wanting and wanting that you just couldn't take it any more? Em & Lo's (at EmAndLo.com) man panel discusses the existence of this particular testicular curricular. (Note: blue balls exist inasmuch as the female orgasm exists, do with that what you will.)
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The Frisky has surefire way to get the blue balls, outercourse (which can include teasing, smooching, grinding (the frottage) and dry-to-slightly damp humping). I believe they went over all of this in the Steve Carell film The 40 Year Old Virgin (and they, apparently were just clowning).
Guess what taking your time and trying a little outercourse before jumping right into the nasty sometimes leads to? Lovemaking. The young gals at College Candy give us the four-eleven on making love versus making whoopie.
A good way to avoid the let down of non-ejaculation (for a dude) is to have a good, strong erection (not one lasting more than four hours, mind you). That's probably what some thieves were thinking when they yoinked nearly $7 million worth of Levitra from Bayer's headquarters (in Frankfurt, naturally). Check out more details from Reuters.
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Some of those black market pills could be coming to a beach near you. According to Cosmo, guys are more likely to cheat during the summer. They explore the whys. I blame fresh air, sunshine, Major League Baseball and, of course, the bikini.
Summertime leads to vacation. And Arianna Huffington (founder of the Huffington Post, HuffPost to a few) writes that she celebrated 12 years of divorce by vacationing… with her ex. Just some wild guesses: definitely some reminiscing, perhaps a bit of world-saving, probably no lovemaking, likely no outercourse and surely no Levitra-induced blue balls.