If You Don't Like Me, Please Dump Me

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Instead of a disappearing act, guys should break up with a girl if they're not interested.

Dear Gentlemen,

When you know you don't want to see me anymore, I need you to do me a favor: be an adult and dump me. Don't text me pretending that you want to reschedule when you flake out on our plans, don't promise you'll call me later if you're not gonna, don't ask for my number if you have no intention of ever calling me, etc. If I wanted to date someone who mastered the disappearing act, I'd have schtooped a magician. But I didn't, I dated/boyfriended/made out with/dry humped on the dance floor/flirted with you. Now, I need you to breakup with me.

And I'm totally fine with us not working out. I just don't want to be left with false hope and then no explanation. Watch: The Number One Reason Why He Didn't Call Back

1) It makes me feel like an idiot for ever having liked you.

2) Are you trying to make peeps regret thinking you are a hot piece of ass?

3) Do you really want me to have to analyze your inner psyche with my girlfriends?

Listen, I know there are a lot of reasons you may not want to be my man. It's cool, I'm not perfect. I can accept that you took me for a test drive and you now know I'm not what your looking for. Heck, sometimes, I'm not feelin' it too. No harm, no foul. After all, it takes two to, you know…. If you want to be nice, just tell me where you stand. Don't leave me wondering, "Why hasn’t he called?" and "What did I do wrong?" Quiz: Find Out Why He Didn't Call You Back