10 Oral Sex Tips From A Man

7. Tease us like the dirty hornbags we are. 

Honestly, you can do far more with one flash of eye contact than minutes of chicken-headery. Ignore all the rubbish you've heard about how we don't like foreplay and tease the living hell out of us. Because our bits extend from our bodies several inches more than yours does, we get to see you in action much better. So make use of it. We want to see you taking in the view of our proud gentleman. Let us feel your breath on our balls. Give it a full minute before you start noshing away, and he'll sink so far down into the couch when you do that he'll be able to find approximately $7.82 in lost change and three remotes.

8. Talk to us…

Obviously, not with your mouth full—but slowly jerking us off while telling us how good we taste, how much you can't wait to make us come and all that stuff brings us that much closer to the edge. Asking us what we want you to do next is good too—not only will it make it easier for you to please us, but it gives us the impression that we're in control. Even when we're not. Tips For Talking Dirty

9. …but not to complain that it’s taking too long.

Any man who knows the remotest thing about women is that a considerable amount of them can't attain orgasm through penetrative sex—but it doesn't mean their partners are necessarily appalling in the sack. So it goes for certain men and oral. If he's not shooting his bolt within 2 minutes of you getting your mouth round his bits, don't panic. Take your time. If you keep pressuring him to come, he won't. Simple as that. How To Tell If He's Faking An Orgasm

10. It doesn't matter where we come, as long as we do.

Because if it's early in the relationship or a one-night stand, we honestly don't know what we can get away with—and we'd rather not halt the proceedings to divine what would be an acceptable ejaculation zone. So tell us you want us to come all over (this particular spot), right now, please. One-Night Stand Dos And Don'ts