But don't cry for me, Argentina, I have one thing on my side: the belief that all women (and upwards of 10% of men) want me. It's really the only defense mechanism for having both zero game and zero idea if someone's flirting with me. In addition to assuming that I'm the most interesting and desirable man in the room (if not alive), I also flirt, though badly, constantly, just in case. Read: Top 5 Shy Guy Pick-Up Moves

So, if you notice a guy who you're pretty sure is noticing you from across a crowded room, don't think he doesn't dig you because he's not picking up on any of the waves you're sending his way. He could be a social moron and if he has strawberry blonde hair, he could be me. Feel free to come by, chat us up, even buy us a brewski, but don't be too frustrated if you have to spell it out for us, just don't use interpretive dance.