Some days you roll out of bed and have dozens of dynamite ideas for articles. And some days you roll out of bed and are so bitterly disappointed in Team USA soccer that you really can't really imagine how anything in world matters enough to write about it. But you're a professional and little things like Team USA soccer blowing a 2 – 0 halftime lead aren't supposed to affect your work. Meh! That being said, I really didn't have enough in the tank for a regular post this morning, instead you get links.

First up, Asylum put together a real think piece… an interview with Meghan McCain's breasts. Amy Carter never would have put up with something like this. Then again, Amy Carter doesn't have a rack like Meghan McCain.

And it's possible that because of her sweet front porch that Meghan McCain may need this product that The Frisky seems to love. This problem, boobs being uncomfortable at night, is item #468 of things that men just don't know about (like band-aids over nipples).

The ladies over at College Candy have a dope top ten list of bad reasons to hookup. Surprisingly, "Nothing Good On TV" didn't make the list. I guess it is a good reason.