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Sienna Miller Not Into One-Night Stands

Sienna Miller also claims never to have been on a date.

Serial man-izer ("whoa-oh, here she comes") Sienna Miller has told the New York Post's Page Six that she is not a big fan of one-night stands and prefers relationships. The actress goes on to say, "…and I'm not going to spend time with someone unless I love them. But it's not hard for me to fall in love." Read: Does Sienna Miller Deserve Another Chance?

Sienna Miller also claims that she has not been on a "date" in her entire life nor has she had a one-night stand. Not to be too technical about the whole thing but in our experience going on a "date" and having a one-night stand are pretty much the standard means by which someone starts a relationship (though, if we're not going to be entirely ethnocentric, sometimes matches are arranged* and sometimes friends with benefits become lovers with common social obligations.

As you may recall, Sienna Miller has been involved in a handful of tight squeezes. First of all, she was dating Jude Law for a bit, but he was caught getting nanny from the nanny. From that moment forth, Sienna Miller appeared to exist in a world without rules, common courtesy took a left turn and the celebrity dating scene turned into a sexual Vietnam.

The timeline (in no particular order):

Things that totally happened:

  • Jude Law diddles the nanny.
  • Sienna Miller is upset.
  • Rhys Ifans is dated and subsequently destroyed.
  • Kate Moss is upset.
  • Balthazar Getty is enchanted by Sienna Miller (no word if white or black magic was involved, but a yacht and a captain's hat certainly were).
  • Rosetta Getty is upset.

Things that may have happened:

  • Sienna Miller is seen leaving the hotel of one Sean "Diddy" "Puff Daddy" "P Diddy" Combs.
  • Kim Porter is upset.
  • Sienna Miller is alleged to bang Sean Penn.
  • Robin Wright Penn is upset (and threatens divorce: Take 1).
  • Cillian Murphy is thought to be creeping with Sienna Miller.
  • No one really cares.
  • Josh Hartnett is seen with Sienna Miller.
  • The people rejoice.

So, it can be reasonably deduced that Sienna Miller is NOT into going on dates, one-night stands or wrecking homes**. 

Can you relate?

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