Sienna Miller Not Into One-Night Stands

By Tom Miller posted Jun 15th 2009 3:00PM

Sienna Miller also claims never to have been on a date.

Serial man-izer ("whoa-oh, here she comes") Sienna Miller has told the New York Post's Page Six that she is not a big fan of one-night stands and prefers relationships. The actress goes on to say, "…and I'm not going to spend time with someone unless I love them. But it's not hard for me to fall in love." Read: Does Sienna Miller Deserve Another Chance?

Sienna Miller also claims that she has not been on a "date" in her entire life nor has she had a one-night stand. Not to be too technical about the whole thing but in our experience going on a "date" and having a one-night stand are pretty much the standard means by which someone starts a relationship (though, if we're not going to be entirely ethnocentric, sometimes matches are arranged* and sometimes friends with benefits become lovers with common social obligations.

As you may recall, Sienna Miller has been involved in a handful of tight squeezes. First of all, she was dating Jude Law for a bit, but he was caught getting nanny from the nanny. From that moment forth, Sienna Miller appeared to exist in a world without rules, common courtesy took a left turn and the celebrity dating scene turned into a sexual Vietnam.

The timeline (in no particular order):

Things that totally happened:

Jude Law diddles the nanny.
Sienna Miller is upset.
Rhys Ifans is dated and subsequently destroyed.
Kate Moss is upset.
Balthazar Getty is enchanted by Sienna Miller (no word if white or black magic was involved, but a yacht and a captain's hat certainly were).
Rosetta Getty is upset.

Things that may have happened:

Sienna Miller is seen leaving the hotel of one Sean "Diddy" "Puff Daddy" "P Diddy" Combs.
Kim Porter is upset.
Sienna Miller is alleged to bang Sean Penn.
Robin Wright Penn is upset (and threatens divorce: Take 1).
Cillian Murphy is thought to be creeping with Sienna Miller.
No one really cares.
Josh Hartnett is seen with Sienna Miller.
The people rejoice.

So, it can be reasonably deduced that Sienna Miller is NOT into going on dates, one-night stands or wrecking homes**.

*Oftentimes by a Hollywood agent, manager or publicist, weird. ?
**None of this can be independently verified; we'll have to take Sienna Miller's word for it.