Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt have broken up, unsurprisingly, after six months of conjugal bliss and public humping, and she's now locked her mantis-like gaze on Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo. Paris's rep confirmed to People that she and Doug the Burrito King have gone their separate ways rather than getting married like Paris totally promised they would.
"In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy," her representative said. But Paris isn't sitting home crying into a pint of Häagen Dazs. She and sister Nicky had dinner last night at Nobu and then headed to the Hollywood club MyHouse, where 24-year-old Ronaldo was celebrating Real Madrid paying Manchester United 80 million pounds just for the right to talk to him. (What recession?)
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"His table needed every waitress in the building to bring all the alcohol Ronaldo was getting," a source told the photo agency X17Online. "He spent in excess of $20,000 on champagne and drinks. He was having a great time." Ronaldo, who is frequently shirtless and was recently voted the sexiest man alive by the UK magazine Gay Times, and Paris did some public making out in the club, then adjourned to Nicky's West Hollywood home around 3 a.m. He was photographed leaving the house around 5 o'clock Thursday.
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Paris has not yet made any pronouncements about how happy she and Ronaldo will be, but we hope this meeting of the minds lasts and she starts running with the WAG crowd. She would fit right in with Coleen Rooney and Cheryl Cole, but God forbid she casts that wonky eye on David Beckham. Posh would rip her weave out.
Via People. Photo courtesy of Splash News.