World coming to a swift and fiery end with tragic breakup news.
In the immortal words of Tony Danza: Sad news. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale may be breaking up after almost seven years of marriage, Hollywood Dame reports. The website's source is an alleged new girlfriend of Gavin's. We don’t know whether to be scandalized or break down sobbing.
The couple, who met in 1995 when No Doubt hit the road with Bush for their first major tour, have two sons, 3-year-old Kingston and Zuma, 10 months. Hollywood Dame reports that Gwen has not been wearing her wedding ring lately, and that Gavin's supposed new hookup was overheard bragging to friends about how the rock power couple's marriage was over, and they would announce a separation after No Doubt's U.S. tour ends in August. This isn't the first time a relationship of Gavin’s has intruded on the marriage: A British pop singer named Marilyn surfaced earlier this year to discuss his early-'80s relationship with Gavin. Dumped? 10 Healthy Ways To Heal
Gwen's representatives denied the divorce rumors yesterday, saying, "This story is completely, 100% false." We would really, really like to believe that, because some awesome things came out of the '90s and the Stefani-Rossdales are one of them. Here are a few others we miss:
Flannel. It's comfortable, durable, and the ideal I-would-like-to-be-invisible-throughout-puberty armor. Grunge's greatest gift to the world's 13-year-old girls.
Britpop. Sigh. The Oasis-Blur feud just isn't the same now that Liam has a clothing line.
Quentin Tarantino had a handful of really good years there. Now he's busy misspelling things, putting Brad Pitt in a gnarly mustache, and obsessing over Uma Thurman's feet. (Well, some things stay the same.)
Melrose Place. It was a really good show.
Via Hollywood Dame. Photo courtesy of Splash News.