That's it, everything else you do is absolutely perfect. Keep up the good work and we'll think about working on that toilet seat issue. In the interest of egalitarianism (and to avoid accusations of being a misogynist), I'll crank up a guy mistake list next week.
*Note: In exchange, we'll try to mean one drink, one inning or more song, when we say it.
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