Paris Booted Off Yacht For Rampant Humping

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Paris Booted Off Yacht For Rampant Humping
Heiress’s public display of lust was too much for the French.

Paris Hilton and her intended, Doug Reinhardt, were asked to leave the yacht they were partying on over the weekend because their out-in-the-open humping was just too gross for words, according to the UK's Daily Mirror. The two were guests on a yacht owned by Elton John's husband, David Furnish, and decided to get it on in a loo. Which is rude, you know?

"They got so worked up she dragged Doug below deck so they could have some private time," a source tells The Mirror. "David spotted them and the captain was furious. He kicked them off for unsociable behavior. Everyone congratulated the captain." Read: Have Sex In The Lavatory The Right Way

 

This isn't the first time Paris and Doug have made waves in Cannes. Paris and the former baseball player–slash–The Hills costar that she has sworn to marry (for real this time! This isn't like the times she said she'd marry Benji Madden and Man-Paris!) is in town to promote her documentary, Paris, Not France, and she and her man did some uncomfortably public making out in a club the night before they took their show to the high seas. The day after the yachting disaster, Paris wrote on her MySpace page (because she is a 14-year-old goth and in related news, it is 2004) that reports of the incident are "such a lie that it's a joke! ... I would never do that."

"I can't believe the stories people will make up, so gross," Paris continued. "I'm so sick of these false rumors. It's not fair that writers can get away [sic] it. They have no credibility."

No, we don't have much credibility, but then again, the world hasn't seen our vagina, so we think that earns us a few points over Paris. We are also no longer shocked, shocked, shocked by her deviant behavior. Yawn.

Via The Hollywood Gossip. Photo courtesy of Splash News.