Where not to have sex and why lube is not always the answer.
10 Things Not To Say To A Film Guy. [Lemondrop]
Some guys' jobs just sound cool -- fighter pilot, bodyguard, film dude. Though the latter's day-to-day may be more mundane than Martin Scorsese's, it's easy to be impressed by a film snob, smelly "Clerks" T-shirt notwithstanding.
Places NOT To Have Sex. [The Frisky]