Love Bytes: Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

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Aging heartthrobs, cheesy pickup lines and one more reason to stay single.

Love Bytes: Three must click sex, dating and relationship links.

Some guys will do anything for a girl's phone number. Even this. [College Humor]

You can pull of the cheesiest pickup lines if you say them with a smile. Even these. [Em and Lo]

Perhaps you walk by a hottie and announce, "Was your father a thief? Because he must have stolen the stars to put in your eyes," or, "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" — as long as it’s apparent to all parties within earshot that the intent is ironic (and the speaker is not wearing a heavy gold chain or hardhat at the time).

Every heartthrob has an expiration date. Even him. [Buzz Feed]

The thing about men aging is that most do it pretty well (unlike women), but some hunks turn into totally different people and break your heart all over again. Since I obviously spent some time on Nostalgia Lane after John, here's my list of the saddest old men out there.

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