Free Viagra For The Unemployed

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Free Viagra For The Unemployed
Pfizer doesn't want your sex life to suffer like your bank account. Free Viagra!

Pfizer—arguably the world's largest pharmaceutical company—is selflessly sacrificing their bottom line and focusing on your performance ratings.

It was announced today that Pfizer will offer free drugs (yes, even Viagra) to everyone who lost their jobs and health insurance since January 1st. Far away in the distance you can hear the whimpered cries of the guy who was laid off the last week of December. Yeah, total bummer. We feel for you.

 

The drug company is planning on doling out 70 of their "most widely prescribed" drugs, free of charge, as long as you can a.) provide a Pink slip and b.) sign a statement claiming money problems. This free lunch will continue for exactly one year, with enrollment open until Dec. 31st. (which is too bad for anyone who gets laid off the first day of 2010.)

Big picture though, one could argue that this is just another way the recession is proving to work to the advantage of our sex lives. With a cinched bank account, more down time, free Viagra and an upswing in vasectomies, there is absolutely no way unemployed is a death sentence for your bedroom.

 
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