May Is National Masturbation Month


May Is National Masturbation Month
Rev up your Rabbit and blast Billy Idol—May is National Masturbation Month. Make us proud.

In respect of the month, The Center For Sex and Culture also hosts a sticky event each May called the Masturbate-a-thon. The Masturbate-a-thon is exactly as it sounds—people masturbating and competing with on another for a series of prizes. This year's talent (the event was held on May 4th in San Fransisco) included a man who shot his load five-feet-four inches and a guy who played his skin flute for 9 hours and 58 minutes before the finale. Almost ten hours of stroking it. No way!

Clearly, there had to be some pharmaceutical help involved there. Unfair advantage. How long until the Masturbate-a-thon enacts some Major League Baseball-type of piss testing?