"I’ll bet your nipples are the size of Coke cans!" Not the pick up line she was looking for. [Divine Caroline]
Would you file for divorce on your husband's birthday? [The Huffington Post]
The way I see it, we had a rich and wonderful marriage for over twenty years and then we didn't. It's sort of like we outlived it. If we'd died quietly after perpetuating the species twice, there would be no question of divorce. But we lived and didn't know how to go on from there.
A song all about his penis. Are you surprised? [College Humor]