For example, you may spend two days preparing a wonderful feast: penne with pesto, pine-nuts, and sun-dried tomatoes, green salad with caramelized walnuts, pear, and gorgonzola cheese, spicy black bean dip with onions and garlic, tabouli salad with garbanzo beans and avocado. As you proudly announce, “Dinner is served!” the doorbell may simultaneously ring to the tune of DOMINO’S. So save yourself the trouble and order a couple of large pepperoni pies, or simply take Mom out to the local diner.
"Men lie the most lies, but women tell the biggest lies … a man's lie is, 'I'm at Tony house, I'm at Kenny house!' A woman lie is like, 'It's your baby!'"
- From Bigger and Blacker
Chris Rock in 'Top Five'