After dating actress Camilla Belle for eight months, middle Jonas brother Joe has decided it's time to be a big man and strike out on his own. In real estate terms, that is. Star magazine reports that Joe has told his roommates and brothers Kevin and Nick that he wants to get his own apartment where he and Camilla can be alone.
Of course, they call it "living in sin" for a reason. Joe and the boys are famous wearers of promise rings, meaning no knocking boots until the ink on the marriage license is dry. So presumably those eight months with Camilla have been gloriously chaste and nookie-free, right, Joe? Star's source says Joe's "parents are against the idea of Joe getting a condo for himself. They want the boys to do everything together." Yeah, that's probably not the only reason. The Moving-In-Together Survival Guide
We'd caution Joe about getting too involved too fast; just six weeks ago reports surfaced that Camilla had dumped Joe for Spanish tennis pro Fernando Verdasco, and she was also rumored to be dating Robert Pattinson (although who hasn’t been linked to that pale, scruffy, brooding dreamboat?). Camilla has three years on wee Joe, so we'd like to remind her of the campsite rule: If you're going to date someone younger, leave them in better shape than you found them. And for Joe, honey, getting away from your messy, noisy, constantly XBoxing brothers so you can snuggle with your girlfriend? That's what the Chateau Marmont is there for.
Via Starpulse. Photo courtesy of Splash News.