Recognizing The Sensitive '90s Guy

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Just because he has a guitar and is a singer, doesn't make him a sensitive guy.

We need to put an end to this weltschmerz-as-game once and for all (I'm not hating the player, I am hating the game). Our buddies over at College Humor epitomize the movement in a very funny video called "Sensitive Love Ballad," I highly recommend checking it out. The line about "how I read lots of poetry, like Sappho or Sylvia Plath, both of whom are girls," pretty much sums the whole thing up. Together, we can put an end to fake sensitivity in our time. Yes we can.

Bonus: Shine asks if it's OK for a man to cry; the answer is yes, … if there is a really good reason (and you're in private or a bear trap is involved, but never in baseball)

*Note: Despite having a Chinese symbol for it, there is no such thing as a warrior poet, sorry.

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