Fresh off her victory in Go Fug Yourself's Fug Madness tournament, the frequently pantsless Aubrey O'Day says she's in talks to get her own MTV dating show since Diddy's Bad Boy Records terminated her recording contract. Because look what publicly courting STDs has done for the music careers of Bret Michaels and Tila Tequila!

O'Day, prominently known for her willingness to dye her dog to match her outfit and her recent Playboy photo shoot, denied Perez Hilton's reports that she would be the focus of a new season of A Shot at Love, rebutting that she has discussed her own show with 25/7 Productions, the company behind The Biggest Loser. Flirting Tips For You And Your Dog

"I felt [A Shot at Love] wasn't the right fit for me," O'Day, who apparently considers herself "America's favorite bisexual," told Hilton. "And with my new show (that I'm co exec producing) I get to tell the truth, which is always more fun!"

O'Day later Twittered that her show would debut in the fall, and that along with her search for love it would focus on her attempts to launch a solo recording career. “I'm an artist first," she told MTV.com. "Although I have fun at events and stuff, it's not really at all who I am as an artist."

With this news, the TV landscape is looking more and more like parts of Cormac McCarthy's The Road. When the sun has been blotted out and Americans eventually turn to Soylent Green alternative food sources, we are depressingly certain that Ms. O'Day and her wholly unnecessary ilk will still be prancing about wearing onesies and emitting shrill bons mots about being "artists first." Would someone just think about that poor dog?

Via MTV.com and AceShowbiz.com. Photo courtesy of Splash News.