3. Ugly clothes. Okay, this might actually be partly true.
4. Female sexual empowerment. Many have theorized that women are happier and more fulfilled now with sex than they've ever been, and that SATC can be thanked for that. But maybe this is just a case of women reaping the benefits of the women's movement. Or maybe they just feel good about themselves in comparison to all those guys who are now worrying about their small penises.
5. The systematic destruction of democracy. Oh, wait. That was actually the Bush administration. Or was it Two and a Half Men? We sometimes get the two confused.