The Links: Worst Divorces & Hiding Money

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Hoarding cash, Craigslist hustling, first kisses and gender non-specific promiscuity.

It's that time again, I cruise around the entire interweb and find the most noteworthy stories, advice or anecdotes about love (and relationships). No jokes about Swine Flu today and I will not talk about that plane that flew a little too low over Manhattan yesterday with a fighter jet in-tow. I will talk about…

Awful divorces. Cracked has compiled a compendium of their ten stickiest divorces of all time. That guy who gave his wife a kidney and tries to get cash value after the fact even made the list.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me, too. That's why I'm not terribly surprised that a husband freaked out when he found his wife was keeping $800 grand in a secret account. The wife is naturally suing her bank for letting the cat out of the bag. Jezebel has the detes and is, surprise-surprise,  sympathetic with the wife in a backhanded, read between the lines sort of way.

The Daily Beast knows that sometimes money's a little short and you've gotta turn to "hustling." And given recent events they want you to be as safe as possible out there. That's why they've produced a sex worker's guide to Craigslist from a real-life former escort (or is she a former real-life escort?)

Speaking of short, in their ongoing segment of "What Not To Say To A [Insert Adjective] Woman," Asylum informs us of what not to say to a pint-sized gal. I would have added, "Hey what's your favorite Louisa May Alcott book novel? ZING!"Read Short Man in Love

Glamour breaks down what dudes think the first time they're working on the night moves with a new gal. Old Jake gives you a sneaky peaky at what most guys think. I, for one, just try my best not to think of something so funny that I start laughing. Step Brothers, for example.

Sometimes first-time sex is of the casual variety. Em & Lo compile an incredible list of the 13 kinds of casual sex. They may have forgotten payback sex… ie "thanks for helping with my taxes… now let's get them pants off."