I think a lot of people will have to be medicated. But she should know, that crazies have lower standards. You could probably marry right now, if you'd settle for the guy who drinks 40s of Icehouse behind my neighborhood grocery store. Hey, bums need love too!
"Men lie the most lies, but women tell the biggest lies … a man's lie is, 'I'm at Tony house, I'm at Kenny house!' A woman lie is like, 'It's your baby!'"
- From Bigger and Blacker
Chris Rock in 'Top Five'