According to the Daily Mail, Prince Harry (third in line for the throne of England and other realms) was seen exiting a basement with Caroline Flack the other day. Possibly, but likely not, emerging from a game of '7 Minutes In Heaven.'
In the UK, they call Caroline Flack a 'TV presenter' but we'd call her a 'host' (or possibly a much more loaded ‘on-air personality'). Caroline Flack hosts a program on Sky TV called Gladiators. The show is virtually identical to American Gladiators but somehow seems more refined and suave. Ms. Flack has also been a 'presenter' for such shows as TMi (a Saturday morning program for kids), Big Brother (they are way more serious about that show than we are in the States) and Escape From Scorpion Island (exactly what it sounds like).
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Flack denies that there is anything romantic in the offing between herself and the youngest scion of the empire. Evidently, the two merely have many of the same friends and the ability to chat amiably with anyone who is worth their time and attention.
As you may recall, the Prince split with South African girlf Chelsy Davy some months back. Since then, Chelsy Davy has been linked to cricketer Graeme Smith. Breakups being contact sports, Lieutenant ('lef-tenant') Wales has had to up his game lest it look like he's losing the split and has, therefore, been seen in the company of a few comely women.
We're not sold that the ballad of "When Harry Met Chelsy" is completely over. This may just be an amusing lull in a story for their grandchildren. "And the charming Prince smote the sticky wicket and returned to the palace with his beautiful lady and they all lived happily for a while. The Middle."
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It's worth noting that Caroline Flack looks like a cross between Kate Beckinsale and Jennifer Carpenter (Dexter's sister on Dexter). And that YourTango's Tom Miller looks a little like Prince Harry. So if anyone's casting a movie about this…