The Links: Big Breasts And Dating Dorks

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Kerri Kenney-Silver's love advice, sitcom porn and Chester French.

It's Friday, that means it's time to link to my favorite stuff from the web this week. I promise that we will not once reference that crazy Korean girl who cut a swath through the hearts of Brooklyn's hipster population. Also, no pirate jokes; that ish is scary.

The LSU Reveille asks if college kids should wait to get married. At first, I thought they meant to have sex and I thought, "no, heavens no, unless it's a religion thing." And then read they were asking if you should get married before graduation. Strange things are afoot in Red Stick, Louisiana.

 

My all-time favorite TV show as The State. Its cast has since spawned Reno 911, The Ten, Stella, et cetera et cetera. The State's only girl, Kerri Kenney-Silver, fields relationship questions over at Lemondrop. Her advice on how to get a coworker to notice you is ri-god dang-diculous.?

The lads at Asylum ask a bunch of ladies why they like dorks and schlubs. I will be tracking down some of these numbers or, you know, just get cooler and better-looking.

The beautiful babies over at College Candy have some great advice: don't use pot and have sex. More accurately, don't smoke dope to get you in the mood for love-making (or lust-releasing). Another good reason is because it's illegal and a third is that you don't want to become a dirty hippie.

Lime Life uses Jennifer Aniston's love life as an illustrative guide to second dates. Some good stuff in there. My recommendation is to not forget your date's name. Very important to not call an actor by his/ her character's name also.

Em & Lo discuss the urban myth about curiously strong mints and oral pleasure. I suppose gum is probably right out. 

If you read this space on the regular, you'll know that I am a big-time fan of close, man friendships (so-called bromances). The duders at College Humor must have known this because they have an awesomely fantastic Boyz II Men meets LFO music video about when best bros grow apart.

 
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