The Links: Big Breasts And Dating Dorks

The Links: Big Breasts And Dating Dorks

The Links: Big Breasts And Dating Dorks

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Kerri Kenney-Silver's love advice, sitcom porn and Chester French.

It's Friday, that means it's time to link to my favorite stuff from the web this week. I promise that we will not once reference that crazy Korean girl who cut a swath through the hearts of Brooklyn's hipster population. Also, no pirate jokes; that ish is scary.

The LSU Reveille asks if college kids should wait to get married. At first, I thought they meant to have sex and I thought, "no, heavens no, unless it's a religion thing." And then read they were asking if you should get married before graduation. Strange things are afoot in Red Stick, Louisiana.

My all-time favorite TV show as The State. Its cast has since spawned Reno 911, The Ten, Stella, et cetera et cetera. The State's only girl, Kerri Kenney-Silver, fields relationship questions over at Lemondrop. Her advice on how to get a coworker to notice you is ri-god dang-diculous.?

The lads at Asylum ask a bunch of ladies why they like dorks and schlubs. I will be tracking down some of these numbers or, you know, just get cooler and better-looking.

The beautiful babies over at College Candy have some great advice: don't use pot and have sex. More accurately, don't smoke dope to get you in the mood for love-making (or lust-releasing). Another good reason is because it's illegal and a third is that you don't want to become a dirty hippie.

Lime Life uses Jennifer Aniston's love life as an illustrative guide to second dates. Some good stuff in there. My recommendation is to not forget your date's name. Very important to not call an actor by his/ her character's name also.

Em & Lo discuss the urban myth about curiously strong mints and oral pleasure. I suppose gum is probably right out. 

If you read this space on the regular, you'll know that I am a big-time fan of close, man friendships (so-called bromances). The duders at College Humor must have known this because they have an awesomely fantastic Boyz II Men meets LFO music video about when best bros grow apart.

Speaking of videos, the Huffington Post has a funny post on porn films parodying classic sitcoms. I cannot wait to see what kind of kinky shenanigans Lez Lickom gets into on 30 C*ck. (Sorry, not classy.)

Speaking of naked bodies, YourTango's Alyson Gerber has a great essay on how reducing her breasts actually enhanced her love life. Now I've heard everything.

While we're on the topic of big boobs, The Frisky has a great piece on the art, nay, the science of sternomancy. It's an old Spanish discipline of judging how a woman will be in the sack based solely on a breast exam. Sounds like foreplay where I come from.

On the topic of foreplay, Glamour's smitten blog explores the classiness of choreographing one's first dance (at one's wedding reception, naturally). And because I'm feeling generous, check out these silly goobers breaking it down to "Time Of My Life."

While I've never been much of a Dirty Dancing fan (outside of the quote about Baby and the corner), I really like this band called Chester French. And now the Shine digs them too. We'll spread the word one lady website at a time if we must. Quick note though, the song isn't really about birth control, it's just mentioned as a reminder of a jejune female's capriciousness.

And finally, it looks like there's a new(ish) kid on the block: Rich Santos. And he's making Guy's Take waves over at Marie Claire. This time around he opines on why the calculus on dating being a numbers game is flawed. Not bad, Rich Santos, not bad. I'll be watching. I don't mind that you sort of resemble Joe Francis, it's cool, I sort of look like Prince Harry crossed with the lead singer from Queens of the Stone Age.

Got links? Leave in the comments and I'll check 'em out.

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