They do a really good job at making it look like a real news cast. I love the onion
"i have never experienced that in my entire life"
"of course not"
LMFAO.
This s**t is halarious!
What's even more halarious is all the morons taking it seriously!
why the f**k do they care...its how life is made dumbasses as long as your son aint getting no one pregnant or ur daughter going around like a hoe u aint got nothing to trip on or as long they aint contracting diseases its all fucken gravy!
Turru3, not all parent are as careless as you would be on that subject, my parents found out but they didnt beat me nor did they say "Hey good job son!". You have to watch out becaause most of us teenagers are attraching STDs and you said as long as your son aint getting no one pregnant it all Gravy: Pregnatcy isnt always planned
haha! to all of you guys who think this is serious its time you look on the bottom of the screen to see "onion" news network. These guys are great and make some pretty funny stuff, and if you believe this just as people believe Wii Balls is real then i salute you for being that stupid
wow you all know this is entire thing is sarcastic and fake... right... it is funny though
wtf......like these people actually think that, they're such hypocritical morons....they've probably never even played gta......this is so stupid....they wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for sex fuckin morons.
Heaven forbid people think sex might be fun or enjoyable, and instead be scared or afraid of it - -
1. Cover your mouth with your right hand
2. Make a wish
3. Close your hand (fist) style
4. Hold you hand at heart for 10 seconds
5. Send this to 5 more videos
6. Tommorrow will be the best day ever?










