Love Bytes: The ShamWow Scandal


The pitchman and the prostitute, sex with presidents, smothered after three dates.

Love Bytes: three must click sex, dating and relationship links.

Vince Shlomi, the ShamWow pitchman, is apparently better at picking up spilled liquids than hookers. [Huffington Post]

Justine Lai likes painting portraits of presidents. Presidents and her. Together. Having sex. [Asylum]

Three dates and too many text messages later, she feels smothered. But is he being overly eager, or is she being overly standoffish? [Dear Sugar]

Between all the different forms of technology, I hear from him every single day, if not twice daily. How can I gently ask him to slow it down? I don’t want to embarrass him, but I don’t want him to totally kill the spark, either.


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