People on bikes with no clothes crash a wedding. Bridal party wonders about chafing. [Buzzfeed]
Maybe Octomom isn't actually the most terrifying and irresponsible procreator on the planet after all. [Asylum]
While everyone is in a twist over the reproductive havoc Nadya "Octomom" Suleman has wrought, it is only fair to point out that men have been burdening society with carelessly large broods since the beginning of time. Case in point: Travis Henry, the 30-year-old former NFL running back fathered at least nine children with nine different women, but can no longer pay child support, in part because he is currently facing 10-to-life on cocaine-distribution charges.