Angelina Catches Brad With The Nanny

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Reportedly slaps him all the way to next Tuesday.

Somewhere, at this very moment, Jude Law is mixing himself a cocktail and raising his glass in a toast to Brad Pitt. "Thank you," he is no doubt saying. "Thank you for your strong hands. Thank you for your frisky spirit. And above all, thank you for your poor sense of planning."

You see, thanks to Brad, Jude no longer has to sit by himself during his weekly chapter meetings of Nanny Anonymous.

Star Magazine is reporting that, just a few days after his blissful evening with Angelina Jolie at the Oscars, Brad was caught red-handed with the help. According to their "report," Angie was walking past the open bedroom door of 8-month-old twins Knox and Vivienne, when she caught sight of Brad on the bed, rubbing the back of their "pretty young nanny."

"She completely flipped out," their source says. "She got right in Brad's face, screaming at the top of her lungs, and told the nanny to get out of her house and never come back!"

Her yelling reportedly woke the sleeping twins and put them into fits of crying. Brad, being the nurturing father and employer that he is, "tried to console both the twins and the nanny."

Of course, that just made Angie angrier. And before you know it, she was slapping Brad across the face and he was wishing that he'd had the foresight to close the damn bedroom door.

Which leads us back to Nanny Anonymous (a.k.a. the place where dreams of pretty young childcare workers go to die). Welcome to the club, Brad. Jude will be keeping your folding chair warm for you until you arrive.

 

Photo: Splash News
 

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