As baseball announcer Mel Allen used to say, "How about that?" Tom Brady (world's handsomest quarterback) and Gisele Bundchen (world's richest model) took the plunge into wedded bliss. We bet they're really glad they did because just being in a committed relationship sucks, legal recognition is where it's at, guy.
According to RadarOnline, the power couple (a guy who went to college in Michigan who likes to throw things and a woman from Brazil who likes to wear clothes and have people photograph her in various states of dress) was wed yesterday (Thursday, February 26th) at a sunset ceremony in Santa Monica, CA. Surprise, surprise, Tom Brady's son and baby-mama Bridget Moynahan were in attendance. Proving there is nothing like a good wedding to bring people together.
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Gisele and Tom Brady have been engaged since December but have managed to play the media not exactly like a fiddle (the Devil's instrument) but like a triangle (Ed Grimley's instrument), as they've managed to keep details of the wedding secret. Verily, the pair has managed to smokescreen their relationship to the degree that there has been conjecture as to whether or not they were even engaged.
Pop Crunch mentions that Gisele was decked out in head (a satin headband) to toe (a long train) Dolce & Gabbana. In fact, the supermodel was so 'bout it-'bout it on the Dolce scene that she kitted her three dogs with D&G lace collars. "What recession?," we ask.
This means a number of things. First of all, children probably can't be far off. Handsome, talented, rich children who'll be able to accomplish anything and automatically sow the seeds of jealousy in anyone they meet. Next, will these guys now give Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie a run for their money as America's favorite couple? Face it, the Brady Bundch master any field it competes in. Even the Beckhams can't say that. And finally, expect something from Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson soon. They have to do something pretty dramatic to keep up with the Brady Bundch. A spectacular, guns-blazing breakup or an equally spectacular, candles-blazing wedding (or both) wouldn't surprise us.
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If you were invited to the wedding, what gift would you even get for Tom and Gisele? They've got it all, right?