I have begun swallowing.
This handy, dandy contraption is called the Passionate Purple Pussy Pump. It's meant to swell our lady flower and make orgasms more intense. Sure. (muffled laughter) Likely story. I guess it serves us women right, though. While we thought it rather humorous to make endless (endless!) jokes about penile pumps/extenders, the concept isn't nearly as humorous when we're encouraged to vacuum our nether regions with something that sort of reminds us of a plunger.
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