D-bags Allowed To Be With Hot Chicks

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Jay Louis (and others) wonder why is she with HIM?

I know you've been eagerly anticipating the court case of Douchebags vs. Hot Chicks. And the hotly contested verdict is in: the Superior Court Of New Jersey (naturally) has ruled in favor of Douchebag. Not really, Gawker gives the full rundown (worth a read).

Essentially, Jay Louis created a website (hotchickswithdouchebags.com, not terribly safe for work) chronicling the phenomenon of nice looking ladies attracted to, well, douchebags. You know what we're talking about, right? The guys aren't necessarily ugly (or fugly or butt fugly), but there is something about the way they stand, look, dress, shave and/ or act that makes you think "Dang, that guy is really into himself, may not have a great reason to be and probably doesn't treat people well*." But his self-amour keeps being fed by the fact that some absurdly sexy ladies are willing to see if that orange tan covers everything and if the goatee matches the carpet (it's called a positive feedback loop though there is not much positive about it). Please check out the video below to see a prototypical douchebag in action (and don't give me "Not now chief, I'm in the zone" watch it). Not terribly safe for work.

Now you know what we're dealing with, right? Super. And you know that there is a class (maybe not classy) of women who are totally into these dudes. Granted, the alpha male thing is appealing, so is physical fitness, but I'm guessing that some of these young gals have self-esteem issues. No, presuming too much? Being a total j-hole drives some women crazy because they assume that there must something at least tolerable about them if a world class prick doesn't mind they're company. Also, douchebags appear more willing to fight than non-douchebags and chicks that have the emotional issues that make dating a douchebag desirable sort of dig the attention involved with getting in a fight over them (reread that sentence). What's a nice guy to do? Uh, not date ladies like that or pretend to be a douchebag (listen up Serpico, it's a slippery slope, you may not be able to find your way back out).

How do you know if you're dating a douchebag? If you think you are, you probably are, though it's possible that he's just a white rapper. My only advice is to evaluate what you like about said douchebag and create an exit strategy if the pros don't equal the cons.