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immoral depravity?! So, here’s an idea that will turn a many a horny-male-two-headed-beast: when in a dark, noisy bar or club where everyone blends into one standing-room-only mass, you will always get noticed by sauntering up to the bar and saying in a loud, clear voice to the bartender: “God, I feel like a *Dirty Girl Scout in need of a *Big Unit, a *Ménage a Trios or a great *Piece of Ass! What do you recommend? Of course, a *Vibrator would be *Pure Ecstasy, then again, so would a *Lube Job or a *Wet Kiss that brings on a *Screaming Orgasm. Just make me one of those drinks, bartender, and than point me to all the naughty boys!” Hey, if you’re going to be a lusty slut on the prowl, you may as well fuel the twisted Male imagination! *Mixed Drink Names


If you’ve been searching for something purely naughty or wickedly-nasty to email to your man, than you need to visit the #1 Naughty-Cards site on the web, www.naughtycards.com! Send your man a FREE subtle or bluntly sexy invitation for a Night of Pleasure...or email him a nasty sinful summons! 


 If you’re looking for somequick inspiration for something unique and special to do for your man on a ‘blah-blah day’…than visit www.passionup.com. This website is worth the small membership fee~~~it features printable Love Poetry, printable Erotic Coupons, printable Romantic Cards…just to specify a few topics of Seductive Expertise offered at this site!


 Want to find the best Sex Everything? Than go online to www.janesguide.com, where they critique the complete sex industry, from erotica writings and nude photography, to xxx porno. If you want to become more comfortable with becoming his sex object, the site will also give you online addresses and links to other internet sites that feature “girl-next-door” photos, vintage pin-up girls and glamour nudes. One of my best girl-friends, Giovanna, had a glamour semi-nude, black-and-white photo taken for her husband for Valentine’s Day. Just seeing that picture on his dresser gives her a sex-shot-of-confidence boost every day...and it's something wonderful for him to look at as she has been in Iraq since September 2006. You have everything it takes to be sexually confident; all you need to do is explore your own imagination. 


Always make sure that you have your man’s favorite after-sex goodies on-hand~~~comfort foods such as:hot wings, cold/frozen pizza, chocolate chips cookies, potato chips, beer. If you are his wife, his live-in fiancée or his live-in girlfriend, continuing to do this deed for him will make it more extraordinary for him because this sort of romantic kindness regularly fades away after a relationship bonds and settles down. I’d also like to point-out that having all his favorite foods handy after sex can also double your pleasure. I don’t know about you, but I for one love a sugary strawberry sundae after a good hard fuck! If someone could manage to find a way to market a Porn and Oreos combo, shit, it would kick-up porn to a trillion dollar industry! 


Paint, crayons and glitterare no longer an exclusive activity for your pre/grade-schooler. In fact, the grown-up Girl variety of painting, coloring and sticking glitter is way more fun than your fondest artistic childhood memories! You can rainbow-glitter your entire body from your neck to your feet, so that when you lay your naked self into him, the sparks really fly from your skin onto his. All that glitter leaves a trail of where you've been on him, and gives you bonus ideas of where you can explore him next...You can paint your body and his with neon glow-in-the-dark body paints or with neon glow-in-the-dark soft crayons; or with various fruit-flavored body paints and fruit-flavored soft crayons~~~and there is no getting in trouble if you write nasty words or draw dirty pictures! Not only do the fruit-flavored products taste really yummy and give you a whole new option in getting your daily nutrition, but the glow-in-the-dark products are so cool, you can light up a dark room with your body. You can also find chocolate-flavored body paint as well as multi-flavored whip creams, and make yourself an all-boy banana split...You can jump it up a notch if you want more adventurous playtime, to the land of Liquid Latex, where the colors are numerous and the recreation possibilities are endless! Liquid Latex yourself a pair of second-skin panties or Liquid Latex him a Chippendale’s-style male thong. One precaution though: you cannot Liquid Latex him a condom~although I’d have to admit getting knocked-up that way would definitely be the best failed birth-control story ever told!~Check out the body-à la mode products and more great grown-up Girl stuff, at www.BabeLand.com.


www.pinkkitten.co.uk is a delightful place ...it “is an online boutique offering designer lingerie, adult sex toys, erotic fiction, games and gifts to enhance your love life…and it is not just about sex but the whole attitude to your relationship. So along with the vibrators and dildos you can find naughty notes to slip to your loved one, erotic fiction, romantic gifts, lingerie and pampering products to make you look and feel special. Spoil yourself or someone you love." When you’re done there, surf to this over-the-ocean website...www.uk-lingerie-directory.co.uk... it is a lovely discovery where you can purchase the most random of unique and explosive sex-essentials:...and there you will find sooooooooo many lovely naughties, it will put the USA to shame!

 
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