Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn: Yes, they’ve been married a really long time but he still married his ex-wife’s adopted daughter. Gah!
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag: Between the creepy flesh-colored beard, the fake weddings and the general vitriol spewed by this duo, we're really kind of ready for them to go away already. Every time they kiss, we heave.
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