Taylor Swift should resolve to try not to date other pop stars, lest she repeat the Joe Jonas speed dumping from earlier this year. She should resolve to create the ultimate hookup by dating either Chace Crawford or Robert Pattinson, which might actually cause Internet to explode.
Amy Winehouse should resolve to just stop doing everything she is currently doing, get help and not come back out until everything is cool again. We can wait for another album, trust us.
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Most important of all, we believe that the Tom Brady-Gisele Bundchen and Justin Timberlake-Jessica Biel relationships should go ahead and resolve to get married already. Finding love in this crazy world is pretty hard. Lock it down, folks.