Santa’s Top 10 Celeb Gift List


Santa Claus
It's time for Santa's Naughty and Nice list of 2008 celebrities.

Beyoncé Giselle Knowles. NICE. While Beyoncé was incredibly nice this year, I'm at a loss for what to get her. Though I never appreciated her not coming clean about her relationship with Shawn Carter, I did understand her reasons. It seems like the only thing she's missing is a baby and an Oscar. So let's throw in a year's supply of pre-natal vitamins and copies of whatever scripts Paul Haggis and the Coen Brothers are working on.

That's it, Jacob. Prepare the gifts and Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night.


Your boss,
St. Nicholas

*Note: To the other 2/3 of the planet, have a wonderful evening and a happy new year.