Santa’s Top 10 Celeb Gift List

Beyoncé Giselle Knowles. NICE. While Beyoncé was incredibly nice this year, I'm at a loss for what to get her. Though I never appreciated her not coming clean about her relationship with Shawn Carter, I did understand her reasons. It seems like the only thing she's missing is a baby and an Oscar. So let's throw in a year's supply of pre-natal vitamins and copies of whatever scripts Paul Haggis and the Coen Brothers are working on.

That's it, Jacob. Prepare the gifts and Happy Christmas to all and to all a good night.

Your boss,
St. Nicholas

*Note: To the other 2/3 of the planet, have a wonderful evening and a happy new year.